- arse
- 1. (arse) (2561↑, 1238↓)Australian, British and Irish word for a person's rear end. Unlike America, we spell it properly :P
I'm sitting on my arse.
Author: ChibiTaryn http://arse.urbanup.com/2005112. (arse) (1292↑, 365↓)A BUTT. Yes, it is just another word for a butt. Please stop ranting about it.You, good sir, are an arse.
Author: jojojojo http://arse.urbanup.com/13374193. (arse) (1081↑, 452↓)British, Oz, Irish definition of the derriere, backside, bum, bottom, etc... It is NOT a FANNY as you yanks call it, a fanny is a front bottom, vagina, beaver, hairy axe wound etc...'Don't you stick that up my arse, it hurts.'
Author: Posh birds do it best http://arse.urbanup.com/10463504. (Arse) (540↑, 181↓)British (rather than exclusively Irish as previously asserted) pronunciation of 'ass'. To be used in the same context. Like the red squirrel by its grey cousin, this particular word is danger of being subsumed by the increasingly popular 'ass'. Can I urge you all to protect your arse if you want to keep it.1. Your arse is quite delicious 2. Oh ARSE\! I have spilt my pint. 3. Your mouth smells of arse.
Author: dogshelf http://arse.urbanup.com/11478785. (Arse) (318↑, 148↓)A british slang word, which has the same meaning as [ass], which is bum. Can be added to the end of a sentence, to contradict the meaning of the sentence.im gonna kick your arse\! Ow, my arse hurts\! You'll marry him, my arse\!
Author: krackpipe http://arse.urbanup.com/3938716. (Arse) (594↑, 478↓)The original spelling of the word that has now been high jacked by the dumb-arse yanks - still means a rear end or stupid.The stupid arse-hole American had a face like a spanked arse.
Author: Your Mamas Growler http://arse.urbanup.com/2745567. (arse) (312↑, 202↓)The original variant of the vulgar word "[ass]" in [American English]. Etymology: Until the Victorian period, "ass" had no profane meaning and simply referred to what we now call the donkey. Because of the increasingly non-rhotic nature of standard British English, "arse" was often rendered "ass". The age of Victorian propriety resulted in the rechristening of the horse-like animal, changing the name to "donkey" to avoid any improper inferences. This usage was also adopted in America, which is why the word "arse" is not usually used in the United States. Some people in Britain have adopted the American version in writing. Although before World War I they were similar, the British pronunciations of "ass" (IPA /æs/) and "arse" (IPA /&\#945;:s/) are now quite different. Source: Wikipedia. Sorry, but "ass" just sounds more pleasantly vulgar.Linguistic elitist Briton arses, like the ones on this definition, are known for their pathetic uses of etymology to try and insult the intellect of Americans and -- in this particular case -- Canadians.
Author: Shreve Lamb and Harmon http://arse.urbanup.com/14602268. (Arse) (216↑, 157↓)Is similar to [Arsenal] as they are both full of shit\!Person1: "Whats that smell??" Person2: "Oh thats just arsenal"
Author: manutdfan4life http://arse.urbanup.com/11367619. (arse) (100↑, 74↓)English variant of "ass"Get your arse off my pillow. I don't want to smell your butt when I sleep.
Author: Bungalow Bill http://arse.urbanup.com/135710. (arse) (42↑, 17↓)Arse Arse refers to the buttocks or in the case of [arsehole], the anus, in British English. In most contexts it is the equivalent to [Ass] in American English, but is not a direct replacement. Arse is a four letter anglo saxon word. It is earthy, profound and very functional both as a term for parts of the body and as a term of abuse. In Countries that speak British English it is considered a little less profound and offensive that 'certain other' well-known four letter words, but still wouldn't be used in polite company. In American English speaking countries ‘arse’ is sometimes used as a more polite or less offensive version of ass. In British English ass has been used until recently only to refer to a wild donkey. Because a wild donkey is stupid and stubborn, ass is used in British English speaking countries as a term of abuse too, but the meaning is subtly different to arse. Hence ‘stubborn ass’, as in ‘stubborn as a mule’. Similarly: stupid ass and silly ass, "Don't be such an ass"\! Is different in meaning to "Don't be such an arse"\! In British English. The sentence "I hate that arse, he is such a stubborn ass" makes sense in British English. It makes no sense in American English. Sometimes people who speak British English use the word 'ass' to refer to the buttocks, too. This is a recent development either because they think it is cool to use America slang (too much television, maybe) or they do not wish to swear, in which case 'ass' is considered a soft alternative, considered suitable by some for children or old ladies. Arse is more versatile than ass, being the root for such words as 'arsey', 'arseing' and 'arsed'. Arsey: To be rude or unco-operative. Arseing: As in 'Arseing around', to fool around or be silly. Arsed: To take the trouble to do something, as in "I can't be arsed to do that"Examples: "Get off your fat arse you lazy ass" "Stop arseing around" "If you weren't such a stubborn ass you would have got some cream for your sore arse" "You just shot that ass in the arse\!" "I say arse because I speak British English, not because I'm frightened of swearing, you silly ass\!" "You lazy ass, you just can't be arsed, can you?", "Don't you get arsey with me\!", "Well, stop arseing around, then\!" by SAHBfan on Dec 17, 2008
Author: SAHBfan http://arse.urbanup.com/356766511. (arse) (36↑, 20↓)1. Posterior 2. Displeasure1. Get off your lazy arse. 2. E.g. (drops toast butter side up) "Arse\!"
Author: bonzo http://arse.urbanup.com/49803112. (arse) (48↑, 32↓)British equivalent of "ass" (buttocks).Why is a duck's arse so tight? To keep the water out.
Author: Anglophile http://arse.urbanup.com/133989313. (Arse) (110↑, 95↓)Gaelic in origins. Is the origin of the word 'ass', after the language was grunt-futtocked by dissident colonists (Americans). Arse used in UK, Australia and New Zealand. Means 'the backside'. One of father jack's propheciesDrink\! Feck\! Arse\! Girls\! Australians wouldn't be so bad if they got off their arses and did something.
Author: Milo Merchant http://arse.urbanup.com/83677714. (arse) (31↑, 17↓)verb, intrans., UK. To bother or make an effort, esp. in the negative."I was supposed to hand in an essay by tuesday, but I couldn't be arsed to write it".
Author: R. Clayton Jr http://arse.urbanup.com/153434315. (arse) (68↑, 64↓)The correct spelling for a persons buttocks or behind. The Americans are stupid and spell it "ass" like a donkey. This term can also be used to insult."My arse is huge\!" "Stop being such an arse."
Author: andrew http://arse.urbanup.com/109452716. (arse) (14↑, 11↓)"Arse" n. 1. Arse is usually a derogatory term used to label one's posterior or backside or bum or what have you and 2. Arse can be used with the same derogatory inference to describe a person. In Australian variation English, depending on the context, "arse" might connote something with a more neutral inference adding humour to the flavour of a discussion. In American variation English, "arse" is usually written and pronounced "ass". In Standard English, "ass" connotes mules or donkeys. As English has become the 'international language' and many countries have adopted English as their national language as a consequence of British imperialism, particularly in the 18th and 19th centuries, over time the language has been adapted to the local landscape and been shaped by various influences. Examples like the 'arse/ass' dichotomy abound. In Australia, no one gets upset if they are asked if they are "crook". Americans rebound in insulted horror at the use of the word "crook" to describe their well-being.ex 1. My arse hurts. ex 2. He's a silly arse. ex 3. She's good looking, got a great personality, and she's got a nice arse, too. ex 4. "There are no horses, so you will have to ride on the back of that ass", Joseph said to Mary. ex 5. David was crook. He raced off into the bush. Later, I gave him some tablets to ease his stomach. But, he told me, he had a bug in his arse.
Author: Daza http://arse.urbanup.com/306632317. (Arse) (7↑, 5↓)ARSE: An alternate name for the human enzyme Arylsulfatase E coded by the ARSE gene."Could you please hand me that jar of ARSE." "I think your ARSE gene is acting up."
Author: WreckedEm http://arse.urbanup.com/436756218. (arse) (35↑, 33↓)Somewhat goofy name for your butt. It is how many people in many countries refer to their ass. Only cool when said outside of the U.S., when used by an American it sounds stupid because they think saying arse makes them seem cute or intelligent. I can't imagine why.Arse, Americans shouldn't say it.
Author: Yobastankertanker http://arse.urbanup.com/91813219. (arse) (0↑, 0↓)A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.jackt put his dick in Jessi's arse, and fuck her in anus
Author: palmerdior http://arse.urbanup.com/612252120. (arse) (1↑, 2↓)Arse is a British English and Hiberno-English term or vulgarism for the buttocks, equivalent to the American English "ass" Old English ærs, ears, from Proto-Germanic arsaz. Cognate with German Arsch. Ultimately from Proto-Indo-European orse (“backside, buttocks”)Arse over tit beats head over heels any day\!
Author: goblob http://arse.urbanup.com/565552921. (arse) (51↑, 52↓)it's what British people call ass. it's totally lame, and it's how you can tell that somebody is a tea drinking little bitchGuy 1: You silly arse Guy 2: Did you just call me an arse? What a fag
Author: Tommy Vancouver http://arse.urbanup.com/424900822. (arse) (10↑, 11↓)n. Chiefly British Slang The body excluding the head, neck, limbs and torso. Mistaken by some for the [elbow].David, move your arse an' let yer betters pass, you Swabian son of a sow
Author: Martin Burns http://arse.urbanup.com/258445123. (arse) (22↑, 23↓)means your shitter, unlike all these yankees are saying, it is not a way of being polite. ass isn't swearing, arse is, fuckin ass, its arse simple as that. ass = a donkeyamerican's say arse wrong
Author: Aturner http://arse.urbanup.com/233138424. (Arse) (6↑, 8↓)Another word that pompous Brits like to hold over American's heads as they talk down to them about the meaning and spelling of the word. It means butt. It's that simple, yet that big of a deal, apparently. Anything to help keep their smug egos aloft... otherwise they'd be crushed under the sheer weight of them.Brit \#1: You're saying it wrong\! Yank \#1: Well, since this is another country, words tend to be spelled and pronounced differently. It's called an accent. Don't be an arse.
Author: Steakface http://arse.urbanup.com/571638425. (arse) (25↑, 27↓)British/UK/Australian way of saying [bottom]. Unfortunately, the Americans stole it and (as seems to be tradition) americanised it into 'ass'. There must be a lot of confusion in America with their getting rid of British words and using an existing word instead."I ride asses" "Ha ha\! Good for you, you fuck monster" "Ooh, me arse 'urts"
Author: JJ4SS http://arse.urbanup.com/175416626. (arse) (22↑, 25↓)backside, bum etc. (Not ass. ass is an animal, not your backside, ass was used by americans only because their forefathers hadn't got the guts to say arse)wipe your arse. he needs a good kick up the arse.
Author: harryh http://arse.urbanup.com/156422127. (arse) (18↑, 22↓)Arse is an Israeli slang word for someone, usually male, who listens to loud, shitty trance and arabic music, wears too-tight jeans, Pumas, and track jackets (usually all in bright colors), and is generally a [dick]. Arseim (the plural version) can be found at shopping malls, wandering around and generally pissing everyone off with their monumental lameness."What a fucking arse," OR "Seeing as I am a really huge arse, I'm going to go spend my mother's money on a new pair of Adidas and then skulk around like a dick for a while."
Author: samothrace http://arse.urbanup.com/175927328. (arse) (24↑, 29↓)means ass though nicer and prettier. Is used in England,Australia and New Zealand. Americans should not use this term, they sound very very very stupid. I am American, I do not say arse, because then i would sound stupid.American: Don't fall on your arse\! Ha ha, i said arse. Everybody Else: Thats true, you did. Now we have to collectivly bitch slap you. sorry
Author: fillis http://arse.urbanup.com/114092329. (arse) (23↑, 28↓)1. Buttocks/ anus 2. to arse around vi: equivalent to [bum around]. loaf around, be lazy. 3. arse about: muck about, waste time, be stupid1. Get off yer fat arse 2. Stop arsing around 3. Stop arsing about
Author: zimo http://arse.urbanup.com/79559930. (Arse) (2↑, 9↓)The Aussie pronunciation of 'ass'.I will kick your arse.
Author: jdizzleeee http://arse.urbanup.com/399140631. (arse) (11↑, 18↓)v. drinkStevie bought a bottle of Bell's whiskey at the station and had arsed the lot by the time the train rolled into Waverley. (from Trainspotting)
Author: Jean de Lettonie http://arse.urbanup.com/59576532. (arse) (24↑, 31↓)Irish variant for the glutus maximus (ie, ones ass, butt, bottom, buns etc.)My arse is sore; Me arse; Drink\! Feck\! Arse\! Girls\!; My arse is numb.
Author: Insane http://arse.urbanup.com/1795433. (Arse) (19↑, 27↓)Also widely used in the USA (as long as I can remember and I'm over 50 years) instead of "ass", when making reference to the gluteus maximus [when in mixed company]."Look at that, he walks like he has a broomstick up his arse." "Yes, he's the maintenance man, he sweeps up around here"
Author: Arturo Metanno http://arse.urbanup.com/46280934. (arse) (11↑, 20↓)Spoken in a posh english accent, it can be used to describe a person as being an idiot.Lord Rumsford: "I say Jeeves, I asked for a bottle of Château Margaux 1978, not 1977 you complete arse\!" Jeeves: "Very good sir"
Author: Manx bloke http://arse.urbanup.com/205492935. (arse) (2↑, 13↓)Another word for Lucky"More arse than class"
Author: S Oatley http://arse.urbanup.com/280778436. (arse) (4↑, 15↓)Another word for ass in britanperson one) Hey\! look it's fat arse\!
Author: n00bs_pwn_all_^_^ http://arse.urbanup.com/220835237. (arse) (19↑, 30↓)English/Australian word for 'ass'.There, Uncle Sam, I said 'arse'\! Are you gonna go and taddle to the American flag? HUH?\!?
Author: B-Drac http://arse.urbanup.com/20956738. (arse) (5↑, 17↓)The way British people say the word "ass"Harry Potter doesn't like Draco Malfoy, so he told him, "Fuck off, man, you're such a arse\!"
Author: Kirsti Ferret http://arse.urbanup.com/259354939. (arse) (9↑, 21↓)A word for "ass" that is prefered by pirates because pirates don't say 's'.ARRRRRR, gimme a pAAARRRRate or al kick your arse an' eat your babies\!
Author: mee-how http://arse.urbanup.com/131235740. (Arse) (3↑, 16↓)The european way of saying assMate, your such an arse\!
Author: Bloggy http://arse.urbanup.com/305441141. (arse) (11↑, 25↓)a lame and rather effeminate way of saying what everyone outside a little island in the middle of the sea calls "ass".male british person 1: "good lord\! have you seen that gorgeous gentleman's arse" male british person 2: "he must be a really good cricket player"
Author: engullelotodo http://arse.urbanup.com/428646142. (arse) (7↑, 21↓)A term used in the AOL Harry Potter Chatroom so you won't get TOSed for saying "ass". :]"Omg, Rob is being a big arsehole."
Author: ikickurarse http://arse.urbanup.com/141701143. (arse) (12↑, 26↓)(noun) most commonly used as butt. if you're feeling classy, instead of ass, say arse.I just got my arse kicked\!
Author: Pat http://arse.urbanup.com/71853244. (Arse) (10↑, 25↓)A curse used in Ireland...Person 1: "The boss wants you in his office.. He looks pretty mad" Person 2: "ARSE\!" (Seen regularly in Father Ted.. a hilarious TV Series about Priests in Ireland)
Author: Cully http://arse.urbanup.com/7925345. (Arse) (1↑, 17↓)A word pertaining to ass, or when said to someone means they're not nice or annoying, or straight up lame.That Alex Banoub kid is a real Arse.
Author: Cain160 http://arse.urbanup.com/284141046. (arse) (15↑, 33↓)An alternative to 'ass'; often used in places where profanity is not acceptable i.e. work, church, etc.You are such an arse\!\!
Author: Johnesia http://arse.urbanup.com/135319547. (arse) (5↑, 24↓)A great all purpose word that can be used in many ways for many things. A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.Arse, the other vagina.
Author: Pimp-Master J http://arse.urbanup.com/185746248. (arse) (16↑, 36↓)The way british/australian people say '[ass]'.person1: *in british accent* "oi'm gonna kick yor awrse\!" person2:"I'm going to kick your ass\!"
Author: Some_Girl387 http://arse.urbanup.com/129368549. (Arse) (14↑, 37↓)IRISH in origin and stolen by everyone else as everyone wants to be Irish\!\!1) me arse is killing me 2)the size of your arse love\!\!its huge\!\!
Author: ami http://arse.urbanup.com/114456650. (arse) (31↑, 71↓)What the British write when they mean to write [ass]. As with most words, their pronunciation is quite pretentious too. There's nothing wrong with the way the [British] spell [America]. It's [arse] that they spell incorrectly.Come on Dover\! Cem on Dewvuh\! Mewv yer blewmin aws\!
Author: Downstrike http://arse.urbanup.com/87456651. (arse) (29↑, 76↓)British version of assThe British are such Ars-Holes
Author: AC http://arse.urbanup.com/21078752. (arse) (26↑, 87↓)english slang for [ass] arse sounds stupid, why use it? and ass is funner to sayatleast us americans talk clearer and dont drive on wrong side of the road and dont talk like wuses
Author: davprad http://arse.urbanup.com/104247853. (arse) (37↑, 98↓)A stupid fucking way that British Limeys say ass. It is true that this is the original form of what become the American word "ass" but it still sounds stupid and annoys the piss out of most people. Mainly gives the impression of somebody who is afraid to swear.My mum says not even the queen can make us brush our teeth, if she tried mum would kick her arse\!
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